FemaleScienceProfessor: Your Research is Systematic and Penetrating

If you are currently recruiting graduate students, please go easy on the ones who send you a variation of this cover letter: FemaleScienceProfessor: Your Research is Systematic and Penetrating. It appears that this may be posted as a template on some sort of website for international graduate students. Yes, it is terrible, but please remember - someone is telling them that this is the template they should be using. Enjoy!